The Idiot’s Guide to a Happy Marriage: For Men
Great survival advice for husbands……wish Diana had been around “back in the day.” Funny, but oh so true!
If you haven’t figured out these tricks by now, there might still be time to save your wedding or marriage. Might. So here we go. Those few days out of the month:
1. Keep a spare pair of boxing gloves on hand for defensive blocks. Think of it as a workout. Build muscle and coordination. How nice, you don’t even have to go to the gym. Hey, give it ten years and you’ll be looking sharp and buff. You should thank her.
2. Accept the fact that you are stupid and anyone who goes near her is stupid. She has a soft spot for the kids but keep kickable pets away.
3. Try extra hard to pretend you’re listening. You just might get away with it if you look up when those lips start moving faster than you can handle.
4. Here’s your chance. Fix something, anything. The shingles…
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